Mommie Deerest

Those of you busy early Sunday morning beginning your Mother's Day preparations may have missed the escapades of a young lady frantically running through the streets of Irvington. About 8:30am Sunday morning a young doe (yes, female deer) was seen running along East Washington Street near Audubon Road. Before darting north on Audubon Road, the doe, apparently looking for some low hanging fruit, head-butted and broke the window glass in the front door of Help My Mac! (5630 East Washington Street). Events were witnessed by several at the Starbucks (read Star-BUCKS) including two IMPD officers. (And for the big finish and the only untrue part of the story) An all-points bulletin has been issues for a Jane Doe.